ASSOCIATE ACCUSED OF EMBEZZLEMENT ALSO ALLEGEDLY BOUGHT $300 OF SEX TOYS ON STOLEN CREDIT CARD: The firm literally noticed the problem when things got “sticky.”
SUMMER ASSOCIATE CLASSES ARE GETTING SMALLER: But that just means MORE SUMMER for those who get the jobs. Zing! Seriously though, we’re all getting more summer because we’re ruining our atmosphere and we’re going to kill everything on this planet.
LAWYER OBJECTS TO NEW PROFESSIONAL CONDUCT RULES: He worries they’ll be a “slippery slope.” I wish there were a professional rule of conduct barring lawyers from making slippery slope arguments.
TRUMP SHOULD FIRE MUELLER. Seriously. F**k it. Burn it down, already.
I’VE BEEN FIGHTING WITH THE HERITAGE FOUNDATION ALL DAY: But, on the bright side, now you don’t have to.
Elie Mystal is the Executive Editor of Above the Law and the Legal Editor for More Perfect. He can be reached @ElieNYC on Twitter, or at elie@abovethelaw.com. He will resist.
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